February 2011
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“I have a thing for legs and didn’t noe what u were working with til...”
– Random text I just got from one of my guy friends.
I wonder how long he agonized over sending me this.
Dear Self,
Today is Friday. That means I have to be a fully functioning adult at work. I should not be at my desk battling a RAGING hangover and praying to all the gods not to throw up all over my computer.
At what point did you stop making sensible decisions last night? Whose idea was it to go for that shot after the 2 giant margaritas (with an extra floater of tequila, for maximum...
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Watchfabulously-freckled:
Adele performing at the Ed Sullivan Theatre in NYC.
My queen. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Watch the whole video. It’s worth it.
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Things you never tell your dad/stepdad/brother/uncle/boyfriend/any male presence in your life:
“I think my car has been due for an oil change for the past 6 months”
It will only guarantee you get yelled at. For over 15 minutes.
Trust me.
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Watchparisheroinstars:
haledisorder:
OH.MY.GOODNESS.
What kind of mother let’s her kid do this…
SPIRIT CHILD.
I don’t think there’s a more depressing documentary than the one I’m watching right now.
“Left at the altar.”
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The Internet
tomyhusband:
I’m not gonna diss you on it.
I’m not gon compromise my Christianity.
The highlight of my weekend was playing a board game with 12 other people and one guy farting extremely loud in front of everyone and trying to play it off like we were all deaf and me crying and laughing because loud farts are the funniest thing to this 23 year old woman child.
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I had the worst day today
So I bought some ice cream, took some midol, lit all my nice smelling candles, and I’m now looking for a very sad movie on Netflix so I can cry it all out.
These are the wonders of being a girl.
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I'm slowly but surely turning into my mother
As I was making myself dinner, I thought “I actually don’t mind cooking. I kinda like it. Maybe I’ll have mom and Chet and my brother for dinner next week.”
My mom LOVES having people over for dinner/hosting dinner parties. It’s her absolute favorite thing in the world.
Also, I made my chicken stir-fry with lots and lots of hot sauce because (just like my mom) I...
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It kinda hurts and it kinda sucks.
sade:
To put yourself out there and be like “well. this is who i am. you know everything about me, and i have spent a year getting to know everything about you and i guess that’s not good enough and i guess i’m going to lose one of my favourite people in the world because that’s what you’ve decided is going to happen.”
Hey guys what’s up I kind of got my heart broken tonight. Just need to be...
My greatest burden is my great memory
wamiv-:
I was born with a memory that still surprises even my closest friends. I’m the kind of person who can tell any given acquaintance when their birthday is, what their middle name is, and why. It is okay as a parlor trick, but more often than not it is serves as a curse. Imagine remembering every touch from every person you have ever had feelings for, every kind lie, every promise that was...
I know I’m super late to the Arrested Development party, but I LOVE this show.
Already gone through 17 episodes in 1 1/2 days, and I can’t get enough.
Love this show so much.
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My friend’s dad went to move my friend’s car out of the driveway and found a baggie full of weed, half a bottle of Absolut vodka mixed with cranberry juice, a VIP card for a strip club and a machete.
The dad threatened to kick him out of the house.
Why, though? Sounds like a good time to me.
Sentences I Secretly Love to Hear:
stickyisaslut:
“You look better with your clothes off.” “You smell so good.” “Do you know the merengue?” “So last year in Napa…” “Another round?” “I hated Avatar… and The Hurt Locker.” “I’m sexually attracted to your brain.” Me: “No, we can’t have sex tonight.” Him: “But… but you’re so beautiful! [sad face].” “So I was on a date the other night and this chick tried to spilt a $40 tab with me....
Texting with parents
Me: Hi!!
Mom: You’re up early… what are you gonna do today?
Me: GTL
Mom: WHAT’S THAT?! IT BETTER NOT BE DRUGS!
MoveOn
dearoldlove:
Please move on. I’m not coming back, and I’m sorry for hurting you.
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The most magnificent blog I have ever come across:
“Born gay, born this way”
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I'm STARVING
BRB, gonna go make some spaghetti and EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
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WatchGoddamn, Adele. You’re killing me tonight.
I know I have a fickle heart and bitterness, And a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head, But don’t you remember? Don’t you remember? The reason you loved me before
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Finally got my internet back, y’all!
Me:
The only thing better than leaving work early to go wait on the cable company is realizing that there’s a Gangland marathon on TV.
There goes the rest of my day/night.
My mom is coming to visit me at my new place...
*I will MOST DEFINITELY wear my “clean all the things” T-shirt while I clean today.
The Power of Vulnerability →
berwyn10:
… to let ourselves be seen, deeply seen, vulnerably seen; to love with our whole hearts, even though there’s no guarantee, to practice gratitude and joy in those moments of terror, when we’re wondering, “Can I love you this much? Can I believe in this this passionately? Can I be this fierce about this?” just to be able to stop and, instead of catastrophizing what might happen, to say,...
This girl I work with and who used to be my friend came up to my desk (TO MY DESK!!) and said “Hey, do you have a problem with me?”
Me:
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