God help the people who have to be next to me when...
rogerrr: if what’s been happening in my bedroom/kitchen/car/bathroom/my friend’s apartments/other people’s cars/some resturants/the stock rooms at work/and an albertson’s last week is any indication I’ll probably be belting out the songs about as loud as she is. God help us all. I don’t think anyone would want to be next to me.
joaniepepperoni: Adele - Best for Last ...
Sorry if you see a whole bunch of “likes” on your blogs from me today. I have no Internet yet (WHY IS COMCAST SO EVIL?!!!) and I’ve been catching up on Tumblr at work. I try to semi-blog from my phone at home but it makes my eyes hurt and gives me migraines. Much like red wine. There’s not enough hours in my work day to indulge my crippling internet addiction, but it...
Up and Down
dearoldlove: I will always cry during the opening montage of Up. Mostly because I remember never watching it with you. Mostly because I remember watching it with you.
dearoldlove: Everybody was rooting for us but you.
dearoldlove: Start telling the whole truth when people ask why we don’t talk anymore.
Is it weird thatim lusting over the former fat kid on “I used to be fat”? He’s perfect: Tall, bearded, dark hair, works out, smart. Oh, and he cried when he saw his mom. Too bad he’s only 18.
stickyisaslut asked: I already love you, but my heart is now bursting with adoration because you're a fellow Bukowski lover <3
William H. Macy is pretty effin great as an alcoholic father on Shameless. Not Bryan Cranston on Breaking Bad good, but pretty close. I really like this show so far. Thank the TV gods I got Showtime at the new place. My future tv watching plans include lots of Californication, Weeds and Dexter.
Freakin’ Pandora, how does it work? My Selena station plays The Beatles and The Monkees. WTF?
Don’t date a girl who reads because girls who read are the storytellers. You...– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
To the person who uploaded Adele’s new album: I don’t think I can thank you enough. Nevermind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you too. Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:- “Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead” Someone like you - Adele
I think Mila “sweet lips” Kunis should win an award for sexiest girl ever. JESUS. CHRIST.
Me and my mom watching Robert De Niro receive his lifetime achievement award. Her: I’ve done a great job as a mother. Me: Why? Her: Because you’ve seen every movie in that montage and you’re tearing up right now.
So I fainted at your house and put a hole on your wall where my head hit it and you cried in a corner saying “She’s gonna die, she’s gonna die” and now all of a sudden you and your little boyfriend and his little friends make fun of that? AND YOU’RE SPREADING A RUMOR THAT I FAINTED BECAUSE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER?! You never, ever, EVER get the privilege of...
I’m home sick and feel like death. Good thing my brother had the day off. Sexy beast and sunshine of my life that he is, he brought me breakfast in bed and is now looking for a movie for me to enjoy.
Just got back from playing soccer with some...
I haven’t been this filthy in years! Not only sweaty but I have mud all over, grass stains, dirty shoe prints on my shins. Too tired to shower, though. Oh, and of course I would be the one to come charging at full speed towards a guy who was doing the same and get hit on the mouth with his shoulder. Of course.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU BECOME A COUGAR AND MAKE QUESTIONABLE LIFE DECISIONS INVOLVING A 19-YEAR-OLD.
I was at the gym today getting my work out on when I received the most magical text of all: All you can EAT call me! Obviously, I ditched the gym and went to meet my friends at an all-you-can-eat BBQ place.
Please, remember me.
Just got back from my date. It was nice and uneventful. Won’t be going on a second one because there’s no chemistry. He’s kinda shy and I can’t deal with shy guys cause I’m shy as well. I was a little nervous so I went into Chatty Cathy mode and talked his ear off for over an hour at a speed of 300 words per minute. Poor dude. We saw “The Fighter” and it...
Going on a date right now! Wish me luck!!!