September 2010
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My life would be significantly better if I had a “Curb” ringtone. Ideally, it would go off in the middle of an awkward situation.
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Just like in real life.
Gays and gurls only.
Oh yeah, and ONE straight guy thrown in for boning good measure.
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folkinz:
i have been keeping a secret from everyone for awhile now, but i figured now would be just as good a time as any to just get this out there. my parents are part of the demographic that watches two and a half men, not only do they watch the episodes during prime time, they also watch the show in syndication. i thought i raised them better than that.
MY PARENTS TOO! Especially...
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It's Hispanic Heritage Month. Apparently.
privatesnafu:
Here are some fun facts about us Latin ppls.
No matter the country or region of origin, all Latin people sound like really obnoxious housebirds with the volume of Loud and Even Louder.
Only Latin people can see ghosts.
Latin people are the only people that magically get colds from walking around the house barefoot. It’s true, ask your grandma.
Latin people love percussion and...
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Definitive: Definitions for New Worlds.: Resting... →
definitive:
Origin: Ms. Avigon.
Definition: A default facial expression which is not pulsating with delight and ecstatic bliss at all times, which often offends people. Typically associated with the phrase, “I’m not mad, this is just what my face looks like,” and is often linked to people on the street…
Another variation (the one I get the most) is: “Are you ok? Why are you so...
This episode of Curb with Martin Scorsese is like a mashup of all my favorite things ever.
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juliothethird:
thedgadventures replied to your post: A few of the faces I’m making looking up Roomates on Craigs-Murder-List
Move to South Florida and we’ll be roomies!
One of these days, I’m hoping in the next two years, I’m gonna get out of Charlotte.
Buuuut I’m thinking the guys in Seattle/Portland could use a little Julio in their lives. Someones gotta play with their beards,...
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So I'm just here, Facebook chatting with this girl...
and remembering the time when my mom’s ex boyfriend was kicked out of the house by my aunt.
It’s a great story.
He was crazy and my brother and I HATED him. Kind of abusive, too. Not the type to phisically abuse her, but mentally and emotionally (which is the worst kind, if you ask me)
My mom had tried kicking him out of the house for good a million times and he just...
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“I loved your son for his sturdy arms
We both learned to cradle, then live...”
– Each coming night, Iron and Wine
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I got a call at 4am
from my Gay Bff. I was sleeping, but immediately woke up when I saw his name and thought “Why is he calling so late? Is he ok? Maybe he’s too drunk to drive and needs a ride home. Maybe he needs someone to bail him out of jail.”
So, I answer and here’s how it went:
Me: (worried and nervous) Hello?
Him: *moans *more moans
Me: HELLO?!! HELLO?! JOEL?!! ARE YOU OK?
Him:...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(917): And I’m PMSing. So if I’m not crying, I’m masturbating.
Exactly how I’m spending the next week.
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There is one girl I went to high school with
Who has the WORST (literally, the worst) pictures of me in high school on her FB. I need to make sure I never, ever for as long as I live piss her off because she might tag me and I might die of embarrassment.
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Thursday is my favorite day
Because it’s Payday
And Jersey Shore Day
“Baby meant need, meant needing to stick around, meant whimpering late at night...”
– http://5lights.tumblr.com/post/141242854/look-how-much-better-my-legs-look-like-this-she
S. Awkwardness
dearoldlove:
I hope I’m not the only one that will ever consider your social awkwardness adorable. You deserve to be loved.
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I have a date with the 3 loves of my life tonight.
Sushi, couch and History Channel.
I wish I could call out of work because of a broken nail.
In other news, Team Jwoww all the way.
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“I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite a new thing.
Muscles...”
– E.E Cummings
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joaniepepperoni:
This will be the year. I can feel it. I can feel it the way you feel a cold coming on, or how you can smell the snow before it even starts to fall. This will be the year all my dreams come true. This will be the year I date a black guy.
SPIRIT ANIMAL FOR EVER.
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ninasemen:
for months i’d avoided the mirror. every glimpse of my shimmering reflection in a store window brought back memories of his jeers. his insults were constant, inescapable. they muted the praise of others, rang over any rare instances of self appreciation. i had so much pride before him and no idea how to get it back.
Until you.
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