Ouiser Boudreaux will always be my spirit animal
“I’m pleasant, damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch ‘fore I could help myself.”
Like a typical lazy Mexican,
stevemcqueef: I took Spanish for an easy A and barely passed with a C. I thought it was kind of ludicrous that the teacher make me pick a Spanish name when I already have one. I made a big fucking thing out of it, too, that I kept choosing my own name. The teacher ended up calling me Pulgosa. That’s Spanish. Spanish for flea bag. I was an exemplary student. I did the same thing. Except, like...
Most of the writers I know are weird hybrids. There’s a strong streak of...– David Foster Wallace, 1996 (via sometimesagreatnotion) (via rhymeswithbean) (via drinkyourjuice) (via mykicks)
FYEAH Christina Hendricks
An open letter to men from Christina: We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you. Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any...
If you aren't funny,
thrasher: thesorrypeople: please learn to either be very smart or very insightful. If you cannot do this, just don’t talk. People will find you mysterious and alluring, and we won’t have to listen to you continuously and unsuccessfully attempt to join in the circle of funny people. Let’s all start keeping each other accountable for this. If you aren’t funny, aren’t smart, and insist on...
If, for whatever reason, you need a very accurate... →
Eminem takeover on Fuse
Guess there goes the rest of my night.
Toy Story 3 Easter Eggs →
So uh… I completely geeked out over this. I suggest you read it.
1) I lost one follower right after I posted my picture yesterday. 2) Do you ever troll around your ex’s FB and really feel relieved that you’re not together anymore?
Dear boy, Movies, weed, sex, Italian food, soccer games, naps, cuddle sessions, sleeping in and playing like little kids at the pool? Clearly, you know me too well.
Dear guy who farted very loudly during the one romantic scene on “The A-Team”: You made my WEEK.
I’m lonely. Why do you think I had to learn to act so independent? I also get...– Jodi Picoult (via quotewhore)
This is extremely creepy:
FACEBOOK KNOWS WHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT TO END. So Zuckerberg knows the inordinate amount of times I visit my crushes’ profiles?
I would appreciate it
If everyone started referring to me as Wacko Dreamer.
Reunited and it feels so good...
I’m watching Kate plus 8. I always knew they would come back to my life.
mattheww: verticalsoftrees: I had a realization last night that something I’ve been hoping for more than anything is never going to happen. Needless to say, it’s been a tough night. But over the course of the past thirteen hours or so, I have come to see that I am nothing if not a creature of habit, and that my life is cyclical to a terrifying degree. I was in this exact state last year at...
Leave it to me
To have a crush on 2 different gay boys