"Let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a...
Yeah. Let’s not. I would have been a very sad 13 year old.
Sassy Gay Friend
Him: So who is this guy texting you?
Me: Some guy who likes me
Him: (very excited) IS HE CUTE?!
Me: Eh. He's a two
Him: A TWO?!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ENTERTAINING HIM?
Me: He's sweet. And funny.
Him: SWEET AND FUNNY AIN'T GONNA FUCK YOU. FAT AND UGLY IS!
…but I can tell you are outraged by their insufferable bullshit so please,...– My friend to me, re: how much I hated SATC2
I saw "The Hangover"
for the first time two nights ago. It was fairly entertaining and VERY quotable (not Mean Girls quotable, but maybe Superbad quotable) My favorite thing about it, though, was this:
Why is it that
the only person who hurt me enough to ALMOST break me wants to be my friend on FB? I denied your friend request a month ago. What makes you think I would change my mind now?
Things that should never happen but are happening...
maaaaatthew: fergaliciousdef: Don’t worry (or worry more?) - it’s straight-to-DVD. In order to get the cash needed for college, a high school loner agrees to befriend an outcast whose wealthy father will pay all her costs. They team up to take on their high school’s resident Mean Girls. It’s a battle royal with high stakes - but she may wind up losing when now-best-friend learns that her...
I think the music gods
Heard my prayer. His new song “I’m not afraid” gets lots of airtime in my Ipod.
You were sick but now you are well again. And there’s work to be done.– Good ole’ Kurt, making me pull myself up by my bootstraps.
Rain and RHCP. Good Sunday.
You know how sometimes
You meet a guy while out drinking with friends and he seems a little older than you but not by a lot so you keep talking, then next day he adds you on Facebook and you realize he was BORN IN 1979?
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I’m just getting drunk.
Things I look up while at work: The plural of dwarf. It’s dwarves AND dwarfs.
I don’t wear tight jeans like the white boys, but I do get wasted like the white boys…
KiNda FaBuLoUs: GIFS →
Every time I try to post gifs, it never works for me. I feel like such a MENSA. Literally, I’ve looked up the directions on the TUMBLR help section, and I follow the instructions, and my gifs always come out the same: as pictures! It’s tremendously frustrating. By the way, I’ve been waiting to say… Uh yeah… Same things happens to me all the time. When you figure it out, please let...
My middle name is Ivonne.
stevemcqueef: It’s a French ass name. My first name is Ivonne. Can I have yo numbah?
I never realized
How dependent I am on my Iphone until today. I think I lost it or left it home, can’t be sure. I’m at work bored with no music, no way of checking my texts, calls, emails, facebook.
So I kinda stumbled upon http://fuckyeahdisneystills.tumblr.com and I literally gasped and said “Why didn’t anyone tell me?” Ugh. This is my life.
My last day of Mass Communications class and I think I’m gonna miss it a lot. To put things in perspective, we had a final group presentation and a final paper due yesterday. My group presentation was on Michael Jackson and his influence on pop music, fashion, music videos and dance. My final paper was on product placement in Lady Gaga’s video, “Telephone.”
So, we were watching this episode of Bobby's World
maaaaatthew: In which Bobby was excited to go to a wedding to see the “Ring Bear.” And he discovers that it’s only a sniffling young boy in white pants. Then, he utters the phrase, “Sometimes life just breaks your heart.” Stunned silence. I swear I’ve been meaning to post about Bobby’s World. The oldest stuffed animal I have is a little elephant that I named Webbly. I’ve...
My (black) friend: You would be a really good black girl Me:
Is it bad that I find old/fat Alec Baldwin more...
joaniepepperoni: No. No, it’s not. Older version of almost any guy will always be hotter to me.
may i feel said he may i feel said he (i’ll squeal said she just once said he) it’s fun said she (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she (let’s go said he not too far said she what’s too far said he where you are said she) may i stay said he (which way said she like this said he if you kiss said she may i move said he is it love said she)...