March 2010
23 posts
Are you ever sitting on your couch
thatwhitebitch:
watching Intervention/surfin’ the web and you have all these tabs open and one is Walmart.com, looking at chandeliers (thought u knew), and one is the Kelis Wikipedia and then one is Facebook but it’s some random person’s picture, like in the middle of their album called “Mexico!” and you don’t even know one person in the picture but you look through all 68 pictures like you give...
My mom told me 6 months ago
Not to do it. She didn’t like it, she didn’t want it for me, she would hate to see me sad over it.
Today, I told her “Mom, you were SO right”.
She didn’t say “I told you so”.
Not even once.
Johnny Weir
Is like my favorite person un the world.
Why?! Why do I love the gays so much?
Maybe I just like surrounding myself with fabulousness.
Gossip Girl
Is making me horny. Why is every one having sex right now?
I want some of that.
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I never know I'm PMSing
until it’s 2am and I’m crying while watching “Giuliana and Bill” because they look SO happy biking and wine tasting and OMG why can’t I bike and wine taste with a perfect man?! *sobs
sade:
Lil Wayne - Hustler Musik/Office theme...
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You know how I know I'm getting old?
I’m having prunes for breakfast.
On my 22nd birthday.
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I'm easily confused
soupnazi:
Anyone else mix up the Previous Page or Next Page links on tumblrs? Yea it might seem pretty straightforward but you’d be surprised how many times I find myself clicking the wrong one and then going to a page I already saw.
This happens to me ALL. THE. TIME. Like, I literally sit there and think “Will this take me to a newer page or an older one?”. Of course, when I get...
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Persisting
dearoldlove:
Today marks the five year aniversary of when we met. Despite the fact that we’ve never had anything close to a solid relationship, I am still just as in love with you as I was that day.
FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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Mean Girls is on
and after that, Harriet the Spy.
All my plans of being a productive adult have gone out the window.
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So I had an epiphany
and my emotions after that went something like this:
In case you were wondering, it was a boy epiphany.
Yes and yes.
kindafabulous:
I’m working late but rocking out to a Gypsy Kings mashup of all their hits. My Spanish blood is perculating
I really thought I was the only teenager who loved them.
Guess not.
By the by, I will always refer to myself as a teenager. Even if I’m turning 22 in a few days.
One time I made out with a guy to the music of The...
mykicks:
It was by far the most exciting and action-packed kissing I’ve ever done.
I did it to the music of Vin Diesel’s “Triple X” DVD menu.
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Facebook just told me that
another bitch I went to elementary/middle school with is pregnant. And engaged.
I don’t even have a boyfriend.
sade:
Young Money - She Is Gone
They should...