Fuck you H&M
Fuck you and your stupid cute clothes that you don’t sell online in the US. I didn’t want them anyway. And no, I did not just spend an hour on your Finnish website trying to buy stuff even though everything was in Finnish and I gave up because of the language barrier. Fuck you.
WHY WHY WHY
Do I read spoilers?! I just ruined the movie “Remember Me” for myself. I was very excited about it, and now I know how it ends. FFFFFUUUUUUU.
Do you ever
just look at yourself in the mirror and think DAMN GURLLL YOU IS FIIINNE! LET ME HOLLA ATCHU! No? Just me? Ok then…
I just saw a commercial
For a new Harriet the Spy movie. Hell no, Disney Cahnnel. You can’t mess with a classic.
In bed watching a Disney movie wrapped up in cozy blankets. This is nice but it would be a thousand times better if you were here.
suicideblonde: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hump De...
I think the word snarky has often been applied to me in a way that makes me very...– Michael Ian Black (via drinkyourjuice) I guess me and M.I.B are soul twins now.
I’m going through the Dear Old Love archives and thinking “Hmmm.. this one will be perfect for when me and my future boyfriend messily end things”.
I wish he had more pictures on Facebook, my...
(via joaniepepperoni) Girl you ain’t never lied.
How to live in a swamp and be three-dimensional:... →
You can have a limit of three good friends and a couple of family members who don’t annoy you. Any status updates that are obvious, inane or about the weather will be instantly blocked. There will be a cliche/small talk filter on all incoming emails. All outgoing emails will have an instant one… I would be all up on that shit.
If I'm focused enough, I can do the scissor leg...
jermainia: I like to practice. Ya know, just in case the Beyoncé Olympics ever become a reality. If the Beyonce Olympics became a reality I’d be a side-eye, hair-flip gold medalist.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand: She is the type of girl who often mixes up the “search” box and the “status update” box and thus reveals her internet stalking for all to see. This would be my WORST nightmare. I literally would die of embarrassment.
Today, I went to Subway for lunch.
As usual. To get my 6 inch chicken breast sub. As usual. The subway artist informed me that their credit card machine wasn’t working. Fuck. That sub is always the highlight of my work day. I ended up getting Wendy’s. Their nuggitz were good, but still.
When I was younger
I totally had a crush on one of my cousins. Like, I was in love with this kid. I just found him on FB. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?
If I feel my phone vibrating
sade: and I get a text from someone and it’s not who I was expecting, I get irrationally angry at that person. Like, fuck you for not being who I wanted you to be. Fuck you for being you. Umm… this is totally my life.
dearoldlove: I loved you so much I wanted to know you at every point in your life: as a napping baby; a skipping, laughing six year old; an awkward boy with a boner in math class… OMG! I thought I was the only one!
I wish you had a favorite beauty spot that you loved secretly, ‘Cos it...– Kate Nash - “Nicest thing”
I wish my smile was your favorite kind of smile, I wish the way that I dress...– Kate Nash - “Nicest thing”