December 2010
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Me: Hey, so what’s the game plan for tomorrow?
Her: Eat and drink our face off.
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goodbyesounds asked:It was something like ‘i cant believe i didnt know about yoir tumblr before because it is legit funny. i saw that you like my stupid extensions picture and wuz lyke who is dis and how does she know about my blog or dat picture and duz she follow me? hahahah. your blog made me laugh. out loud. in olive garden.’ This seriously warmed the cockles of my cold, cold...
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Also, to the Target cashier that "jokingly"...
privatesnafu:
you better be glad I am here on a visa and need to keep a clean criminal record because I am not about to be deported for beating your clown ass.
THIS.
For real, every time someone takes me out of my happy place this is the first thing that comes to mind.
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I know I should probably go to bed when I have nothing to do online but Google
“How tall is John Mayer?”
V V Early
Mom: shoudl be getting up v v early to do all the xmas jobs. I have been wrapping for two weeks I am like 50 cents
Parents' appreciation blog
Mom: *stuffing her face with pasta* OM NOM NOM THIS IS SO GOOD OM NOM
Chet: All I gotta say is “Past the lips, on the hips.”
Mom: ON YOUR BELLY, TOO ASSHOLE!
Me:
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Apparently; wearing a black turtleneck, my hair up and my glasses gets me lots and lots of compliments.
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Crybye
dearoldlove:
I didn’t realize it then, but I think you cried that night because you were saying goodbye.
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the eleventh gif in your gif folder is the...
Fitting, I guess.
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It's Christmas Eve
sade:
and look at all the fucks I give.
Don’t you sometimes miss getting excited about things? I used to get excited about things. Now I just do drugs and go on the internet.
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I use to hate..
saydjaay:
When i was a little kid and id say something i wasnt suppose to and my mom would be like Say it again, i want you to say it again. but she was threatening me and id be all confused like do i say it or not so i just started crying. lol THUG LIFE
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My 62 year old co-worker has the most gangsta ringtone I ever heard in my life.
Every time someone calls her, GUNSHOTS go off. It scares the hell out of every one at the office and it cracks me up.
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All you new followers,
juliothethird:
Hey!
I’m really not that funny… I just like to drink a lot and go to gay bars.
Tell me about yourselves or ask me something.
I would introduce myself to all my new followers, but Hoolio did all the dirty work for me.
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I know I said before that I hate Glee (still do) but I couldn’t resist watching the Britney episode that’s on right now.
A few things:
- HEATHER MORRIS IS THE SHIT. She can dance her ass off and did anyone see her abs? Holy crap. I was so distracted by them I couldn’t see anything else. Also, her character Brittany S. Pierce is hilarious.
- I hate Lea Michele. Who decided to...
Yesterday and today were so full of win
My good friend graduated (congrats dude!) and we went out celebrating. Nothing like 3 dudes and 1 girl getting drunk on a Monday in tundra-like temperatures (34 degrees are NOT acceptable in FL) making friends with random Argentines and generally being hot messes.
Today, I called out of work because fuck it and I spent the day watching an Arrested Development marathon (by marathon I mean I saw...
“I’m tellin’ you children, I’m looking too fierce. My hair’s nappy. My gown is...”
– Patti LaBelle (via sashayshante)
“However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard...”
– ~Henry David Thoreau (via andreaaaaaa)
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Top Five Things About Having a Treasure Trove of...
thatwhitebitch:
And I don’t just mean “someone to shop with” or “someone to gab about boys with LOL.” N00bs. I’m talking next level gay boy friendships, here.
Get schooled:
The wit. God damn that gay boy wit. Could you ever have this next level convo with a straight guy? Gay boy 1: “What happened? You used to be all sweet and innocent. Did you get hypnotized?” Gay boy 2: “No, I got...
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My next boyfriend has to be an English major.
I don’t care about money. All I care about is lying in bed reading to each other and discussing Vonnegut and Kerouac.
srmarymartha:
You know when you reach that point that you should really be in bed, but you are aimlessly hitting refresh on your tumblr and anxiously looking at the clock? That’s the moment when you also ask yourself what you are doing with your life.
I have reached that point.
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Me: How does one go about deleting their Myspace?
Friend: YOU STILL HAVE ONE?!!! WHAT A REFFFF!!! The Dream Act JUST passed and you wanna reject your brethren dirty like this?
Me: *laughing and clapping
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Watchfolkinz:
Michael C. Hall performs Santa Claus is Coming to Town heavily influenced by his character on ‘Dexter’ on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
Three of my favorite things in the world: Dexter, Jimmy Fallon and Christmas music.
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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Dear Everyone,
drinkyourjuice:
Enable the reply feature please (Customize —> Community).
This is tumblr in 2010. I want to write dumb words on your posts instead of just flat-out liking them.
Thank you very much.
Your sister, XTine
Preach it, Xtine.
I come from a different ~blogging culture~ (i.e: 20SB) and replying on everyone’s post is a really big part of it.
SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO ADD...
I was gonna go to bed early, but Tumblr is back up. There goes the rest of my night/morning.
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Friend: wanna go play soccer ?
Me: i don't know how to
i mean, you kick the ball into the thing
but the logistics of it escape me
Friend: I'll teach you
Me: LOL u really think i'm the sporty type? C'mon son. I read and write for fun.
