December 2010
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Just stumbled upon this movie in which Rory Gilmore’s parents are Old Batman and Sue Sylvester.
Seems cute. Will be watching.
Update: Movie’s name is “Post Grad”. Rory G is an English major who can’t find a job after graduation. Jesus. All my fears materialized.
November 2010
73 posts
slaughterhousefive:
I’m Glad-The Black Keys
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am i the only one who still likes kanye west or
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billweasley-:
GURL NO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Yeezy taught me
My guiding light.
Voice of our generation, stunning, fierce bitch, flawless, etc. Haters are ignorant Palin voting, Taylor Swift buying teabaggers.
Never. Love Kanye to death.
Unpictured
dearoldlove:
I wish we had taken more pictures, but we were too busy being happy.
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via sothenshe)
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I was just sitting here wondering why everything is making me irrationally ragey and on the verge of tears.
Then I remembered.
It’s Hell Week.
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Make you feel my love - Adele
When the rain is blowing in your face, And the whole world is on your case, I could offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love. When the evening shadows and the stars appear, And there is no one there to dry your tears, I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love. I know you haven’t made your mind up yet, But I would never do you wrong. I’ve known it from the...
We’re driving through Georgia on our way to AK.
I hope we stop in Atlanta so I can say hi to NeNe, Kim and Phaedra.
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All I have to say about this Thanksgiving is:
FUCK TURKEY. I WANT HAM.
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Questions I’ve been asked RE: my family road trip to Arkansas
-WHAT THE FUCK IS IN ARKANSAS?!
-Where is Arkansas?
- WHO LIVES IN ARKANSAS?!
- What do people do in Arkanasas?
- Is it one of those “white people” states?
- Do they have a mall?
- When are you coming back from Kansas*?
NB4R, I know NOTHING about Arkansas, so I will be taking notes and reporting back to every...
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Conversations with my Dentist
juliothethird:
Dentist: So you like Bon Jovi? Me: Um… Not really. I grew up listening to Selena. Dentist: Oh.
Me too, Hoolio. Me too.
“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via dirtylittlestylewhoree)
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Me: Good job on *Chet and my dad still having all their hair. No baldies for you, huh?
My mom: I know, thank god.
Me: You like them hairy?
My mom: I like hair EVERYWHERE. ALL OVER.
*Chet = stepdad
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New high (low?)
I just fell asleep in the bathroom at work.
Didn’t even notice I fell asleep until I woke up.
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I’m gonna rip someone’s head off. I NEVER have any drama going on in my life because I rarely hang out with people (I hate everyone most of the time) but now?Jesus. I’m involved in other people’s drama and it’s pissing me off.
One of my friends was hiding the fact that another girl’s boyfriend sent her a dick picture. My friend and the boyfriend had a big...
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The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English →
mirandagoshawk:
tierneylee:
Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion, territory....
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Went to dinner with a couple of girl friends and Not-Gay-Russell.
He says he’s straight but the other day we all went to a karaoke bar and he knew all the lyrics to Lady Marmalade and when I said good job on doing Lil Kim’s rap he flipped his (non-existent) hair and said thank you.
He also knew all the lyrics to Say you’ll be there and he knew the DANCE to Stop (both are...
Reblog with the most insulting "compliment" a dude...
andshesback:
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bluebears:
For me it would have to be, I was hooking up with this total asshole (but in my defense he was sexy) for about a year in my mid-twenties. I had taken the LSATs and earlier and had finally decided to apply to law schools and go. When I told him about it he was silent and then he said,
I mean. I don’t really see you as a lawyer. (pause) I bet you could make a...
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Not much. Just here LOLing my head off because of this website:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com
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Day 3: Your favorite television program
- Breaking Bad: LOVE this show. It’s my favorite and I’m shaking like a damn junkie because season 3 hasn’t come out on DVD yet. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this show you’re missing out. The camera work is amazing, the actors are great (Bryan Cranston has won 3 consecutive Emmy’s) and the writing? Holy shit.
- Dexter: Just finished season one and already...
Smart People Stay Up Late and Sleep Late | asylum →
drinkyourjuice:
Researchers from the London School of Economics have found that people with high I.Q.s are more likely to be night owls, whereas folks with lower I.Q.s are more likely to wake up early and function their best during the day… However, all is not well with those who burn the midnight oil. People who are disposed to staying up late are less reliable and more likely to suffer from...
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Anorexia Brokeosa
funkthedj:
(n.) Eating disorder in which the person doesn’t have any money to eat throughout the day. ;(
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2) Talk about your piercings or tattoos
I’ve had my ears pierced since I was a baby. In South American culture, it’s normal for baby girls to get their ears pierced way before their first birthday.
I got my second ear piercings when I was about 16. I begged my mom to let me do it and she took me to Claire’s and they did it in about 5 minutes. It hurt a lot and the one on my left ear closed within the first month.
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I love you the most early in the morning when your hand wanders around the bed looking for mine.
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There is a god and he enjoys NeNe as much as I do.
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funkthedj:
develish:
misterfelder:
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“Kim can say whatever she wants about the track but…raise your hand if you have a...”
– Kandi Burruss #RHOA #Truth (via iamnotablogger)
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Can someone please give me a screencap of NeNe saying “You’re soooo stuppiddddddd!”
It’s all I want this Christmas.
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