November 2010
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“Perhaps we don’t like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size,...”
– Sufjan Stevens (via poeticheartache)
October 2010
34 posts
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I love Pauly D so much
I want him to be my friend and tell me when the cabs are here.
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"Girl, I think my butt's gettin big"
joaniepepperoni:
I’m currently lying on my bed in my towel-robe with my feet hanging off the edge. I just kicked my feet in the air, as if I were swimming in a pool, and my butt jiggled. Like, my cheeks moved from side to side. Do you guys know what that means? It means… I’M GROWING A BUTT!!!!!
Words can’t even express my excitement right now.
Gurl.
I’ve been exercising a lot and...
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Other things we do on Wednesdays
- We go to the dentist to get a filling for the first time EVER
- We freak out over this
- We have the worst migraine ever because we wore that awful perfume we refuse to give up because it was too damn expensive
- We receive cute texts that warm the cockles of our cold, cold hearts
- We deal with useless drama at work
- We wait (and wait and wait and wait) for our co-worker to get here with...
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“If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like...”
– William S. Burroughs (via dailycow)
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Purple dash makes me really happy because it combines my three favorite things:
- The color purple (not the book)
- Tumblr
- Gays
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The Spill Canvas is the ultimate romantic band.
bodies-of-art:
I think I’m in love with every song from the albums Sunset and Car Crashes and One Fell Swoop. If you don’t know who they are, look them up. I’ve already decided that whenever I get a boyfriend, I’m declaring The Spill Canvas our band. Because whatever feelings I have, they better compare to The Spill Canvas’s songs, or else it’s not real love.
The Spill Canvas for ever.
How...
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When We Were Young and Virtual
dearoldlove:
Our relationship was largely virtual. And we were too young. And you never loved me. But you are the only person I have ever loved, and I just can’t get over you.
You know when you get a text
sade:
and you get really excited for exactly half a second because you’re hoping it’s from someone in particular…then when it’s not, it takes every fiber of your being to not become irrationally angry at the person who DID text you?
DAMN YOU FOR BEING YOU!
DAMN YOU FOR BEING YOU.
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I had a dream last night that I was in a fitting room at the mall trying some clothes on and Pitbull came in and said I had a nice ass and asked me if I wanted to be in his next video.
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Things I want to do:
girlyoulion:
Watch teevee
Do my nails (again)
Take a nap
Eat more ice cream
Play guitar
Fuck
Wrap myself in a blanket cocoon and not come out until it’s Halloween
Things I do not want to do:
Write about The New Colossus
Things I want to do:
- Same as yours except I also want to get the fuck out of work. It’s way too hot for this bullshit.
Things I do not want to do:
- Stay...
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Dear Self,
Good job. Good fuckin job letting go of the wheel while driving to put on your seat belt (safety first, huh?) and then hitting and driving over the sidewalk, absolutely destroying your two right-side tires.
Also, GREAT job calling your parents. Surely, this latest adventure will dissipate all their fears of your lack of common sense/survival skills to be on your own.
Hate you Love you.
P.S:...
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Strip Clubs are pretty great at hiding evidence
Last Friday I went to a strip club with my friend and it was tons and tons of fun. I got to see hot girls doing all kinds of crazy Cirque-do-Soleil things on the pole, get completely naked and grab dollar bills from my mouth with their boobs.
We also got a few drinks at the bar, got a lap dance and generally had a great time.
The only thing I was worried about was the “paper trail”...
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"You struck me as the kind of guy who'd drive a... →
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Freaky Fridays: The "What do you do?" Edition
kindafabulous:
What do you do when you meet someone who you think is brilliant, funny, beautiful, and soulful, who seems to get you, who seems to share your values, who seems to share your love of art and culture and humor, who invests in you and makes you feel special and loved and adored, and yet you’re scared that they might not feel the same way about you? What do you do when you become...
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!!
queen-of-everything:
OH YEAH CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
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Watching the Real Housewives Of Atlanta makes me realize I need to find the Kim to my Nene.
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Facebook vs. Tumblr: The Beatles edition.
thewalrusispaul:
singalazysong:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
I loled so hard.
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WatchTumblr,
Can we discuss how much I love Breaking Bad? And how excited I am for SNL this Saturday?
Bryan Cranston and Kanye in one episode might be too much for me to take.
